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February 16th, 2006: After undergoing public scrutiny for breaking the law by driving with her baby on her lap, Britney herself, spoke exclusively to People Magazine, and was quoted as saying:

"I love my baby more than anything, and as unfortunate an experience as this has been for me and my family, if it brings more attention to child safety then I fully support that." ~ Britney Spears ~

MISSION ( ... almost ) ACCOMPLISHED! -- Part 3 Is this a joke, or what? It's like Britney's saying, "Okay, I got a stroller ... now leave me alone!"

SO CLOSE, YET SO FAR! After seeing this picture recently, we have only 2 words to say ... "Thank You Britney ... Kinda Sorta ..." This thanks goes out to all of you who continue to help us get out our message to Britney. Of course, we also want to thank Britney herself for making baby steps in becoming a positive role model for child guardians everywhere, by purchasing a baby carrier and using it ... as we had suggested in our on-line petition. In this picture, Britney is wearing flat shoes, and holding her baby with both hands in a safe manner. She's also accompanied by a strong Manny at-the-ready! We feel very positive about our role in helping get everyone involved and talking about the serious issues we brought up on this site. We are very glad to have been at the forefront of such an important, and timely topic. Although this project is progressing ... we still have a lot of work to do! It seems our work here has only just begun. There are a lot of brand-new celebrity moms out there, who are inexperienced and may make some mistakes along the way -- as is to be expected. Just know that when any of them needs a friendly reminder regarding child safety, we will be there to offer suggestions and support! We'd like to continue to thank Star Magazine for helping bring attention to this most worthy cause. Thanks again, for making this project worth the effort!

"Saving One Celebrity Baby at a Time!"

MISSION ( ... almost ) ACCOMPLISHED -- Part 1 Flat shoes; using 2 hands; Manny at-the-ready ... Now all you need to do is put the baby inside the carrier and ... USE IT!

MISSION ( ... almost ) ACCOMPLISHED -- Part 2 I don't know about you, but I don't like being grabbed by the crotch! We're pretty sure a hat would do wonders to protect the baby's eyes from the sun's glare.

MISSION ( ... almost ) ACCOMPLISHED -- Not! Britney wears a hat to protect her eyes from the hot Malibu sun; Putting a hat on the baby's head to protect him from getting overheated might be a good idea.